No such thing as forever, but it’s not too bad to hope for it.
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Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I’m afraid of the dark. I’m 21. FML
I don’t know the key to success but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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fuckyeahtwilight:jtaylor: How Bella seeing Edward “Sparkle” for the first time should have gone… #4
EDWARD’S FACE ON THE FOURTH FRAME IS EPIC!
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He said he wished he was here.
Today, I was wearing my favorite tube top to the mall when a girl walked up and said, “I have that exact same skirt, why are you wearing it as a top?” I’ve been wearing it for two years, and no one’s bothered to tell me. FML





